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性 別: 男
命中機率: 0%
註冊時間: 2010/05/06
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| 發表於 2011/01/16 12:23 |
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本篇已由"V女"給予額外獎勵：200奧索幣
加幣原因：花 時 間 po文，共 同 分 享。
在一個屬於華爾街金融人士社群的網站www.wallstreetoasis.com, 看到一篇有趣的轉載, 原始發文是在Craigslist上, Craigslist是美國非常大的分類廣告網站, 以所謂徵友啟事著名. 各位好奇可以上Craigslist逛逛, 老美發交友啟事內容非常直接, 打開天窗說亮話, 要什麼不講廢話.
我想在奧索的人士都早過25歲了, 聽聽這位25歲美女的交友想法挺有趣的, 至少我知道代表不少年輕女孩的思考. 更好看的是一位在華爾街投資銀行工作的男士回信, 令人拍案叫絕. 我是男性, 他的回覆還真有男性分析師對男女交友的思考方式.
hey guys, read this posting from this girl on Craigslist and one of the responses below....thought you would enjoy.
ORIGINAL INQUIRY
THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or
other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
She gets a response...
PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.
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發文
「我下面要說的都是心裏話。本人25歲，非常漂亮，談吐文雅，有品位，想嫁給年薪50萬美元的人。你也許會說我貪心，但是，在紐約年薪100萬才算是中產，我的要求其實不高。
這個版上有沒有年薪超過50萬的人？你們都結婚了嗎？我想請教各位一個問題—怎樣才能嫁給你們這樣的有錢人？
我約會過的人中，最有錢的是年薪25萬，這似乎是我的上限。要住進紐約中央公園以西的高尚住宅區，年薪25萬是不夠的。我誠心的請教以下幾個具體問題：
一、有錢的單身漢一般都在哪裡消磨時光？（請列出酒吧、飯店、健身房的名字和詳細地址。）
二、我應該把目標定在哪個年齡層？
三、為什麼有些富豪的妻子看起來相貌平平？我見過有些女孩，長相如同白開水，毫無吸引人的地方，但她們卻能嫁入豪門。而單身酒吧裏那些迷死人的美女卻運氣不佳？
四、你們怎麼決定誰能做妻子、誰只能做女朋友？(我現在的目標是結婚。)
回答：
「我懷著極大的興趣看完了你的發言，相信不少女士也有跟你類似的疑問。讓我以一個投資專家的身份，對你的處境一一做分析。我年薪超過50萬，符合你的擇偶標準，所以請相信，我並不是在浪費大家的時間。
從生意人的角度來看，跟你結婚是個糟糕的經營決策，其中道理很清楚明白，請聽我慢慢解釋。
先不談細節，你所說的其實是一筆簡單的「財」與「貌」的交易：甲方提供迷人的外表，乙方出錢，公平交易，童叟無欺。但是，這裡面有個致命的問題，你的美貌會消逝，但我的錢卻不會無緣無故減少。事實上，我的收入很可能會逐年遞增，而你不可能一年比一年漂亮。
因此，從經濟學的角度講，我是增值資產，你是貶值資產，不但貶值，而且是加速貶值！你現在25歲，在未來的五年裏，你仍可以保持窈窕的身段，俏麗的容貌，雖然每年略有退步。但美貌消逝的速度會越來越快，如果它是你僅有的資產，十年以後，你的價值堪憂。
用華爾街術語說，每筆交易都是一個倉位元，跟你交往屬於「交易倉位元」（trading position），一但價值下跌就要立即拋售，而不宜長期持有—也就是你想要的婚姻。
聽起來很殘忍，但對一件會加速貶值的物資，明智的選擇是租賃，而不是購入。年薪能超過50萬的人，當然都不是傻瓜，因此我們只會跟你交往，但不會跟你結婚。
所以，我勸你不要苦苦尋找嫁給有錢人的秘方。順便說一句，你倒可以想辦法把自己變成年薪50萬的人，這比碰到一個有錢的傻瓜的勝算要大。
希望我的回答能對你有幫助。如果你對「租賃」感興趣，請跟我聯繫。」
馬有千里之行，非人不能自往。
人有縱天之志，非運不能自通。
時也、運也、命也、非吾之不能也。
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kiriya
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性 別: 女
命中機率: 0%
註冊時間: 2008/02/11
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| 發表於 2011/01/16 13:58 |
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真是難得一見的好文，收下囉～
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芳ㄟ
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性 別: 女
命中機率: 0%
註冊時間: 2009/12/21
總發文數: 763
總回應數: 10350
手機號碼: 已驗證 |
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| 發表於 2011/01/16 14:10 |
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如果你對「租賃」感興趣，請跟我聯繫。」 
有夢最美
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無幻公子
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性 別: 男
命中機率: 0%
註冊時間: 2010/05/06
總發文數: 17
總回應數: 950
手機號碼: 已驗證 |
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| 發表於 2011/01/16 14:29 |
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是的~ 
租賃不同於買賣
租賃是有期限的
信上指"只租她青春年少"
  
馬有千里之行，非人不能自往。
人有縱天之志，非運不能自通。
時也、運也、命也、非吾之不能也。
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芳ㄟ
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性 別: 女
命中機率: 0%
註冊時間: 2009/12/21
總發文數: 763
總回應數: 10350
手機號碼: 已驗證 |
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| 發表於 2011/01/16 14:33 |
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真是難得一見的好文，我不收下囉～
有夢最美
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無幻公子
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性 別: 男
命中機率: 0%
註冊時間: 2010/05/06
總發文數: 17
總回應數: 950
手機號碼: 已驗證 |
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| 發表於 2011/01/16 14:41 |
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不收??
為什麼
難不成你跟我一樣
買賣交易完成"銀貨兩訖" 
馬有千里之行，非人不能自往。
人有縱天之志，非運不能自通。
時也、運也、命也、非吾之不能也。
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芳ㄟ
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性 別: 女
命中機率: 0%
註冊時間: 2009/12/21
總發文數: 763
總回應數: 10350
手機號碼: 已驗證 |
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| 發表於 2011/01/16 16:25 |
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沒有保固的服務...期限
有夢最美
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杏韻
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性 別: 女
命中機率: 0%
註冊時間: 2010/03/05
總發文數: 706
總回應數: 8314
手機號碼: 已驗證 |
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| 發表於 2011/01/16 19:15 |
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年薪50萬米金ㄟ 用搶 用騙的咖緊啦 
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杏韻
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性 別: 女
命中機率: 0%
註冊時間: 2010/03/05
總發文數: 706
總回應數: 8314
手機號碼: 已驗證 |
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| 發表於 2011/01/16 20:59 |
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新聞說一位女的 嫁給一位病危的男人 不到2天那位男的掛了 女的上千萬遺產
清鬆落袋 操人等於操己 誰先掛很難說呢 還是黑寡婦咖恐怖喔!有錢人
遇到黑寡婦算你們雖啦
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